Friday, December 2nd, 2011...8:16 am
Damned by Chuck Palahniuk
Poor Madison Spencer! Daughter of Hollywood legends she is now dead at 13 from marijuana overdose. Always good and upright…how could Maddy be stuck in hell with the underworld version of The Breakfast Club?
Traversing a Hell containing mountains of toenail clippings, rivers of hot vomit and valleys of used disposable diapers Madison goes straight to Satan to get her answer. But first she must man the phone banks—you knew that worthless telemarketing comes from hell, right? And technology? It’s strictly dial-up and dot-matrix printers.
But as Maddy says, “Even if the Bible is correct and it’s easier to push caramels through the eye of a needle than to get into Heaven, well, Hell doesn’t totally suck.”
Reading Damned (Chuck Palahniuk) will have you cheering Madison and her pals while they make their way through a Hell that not even Dante could have imagined.